sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

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gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

llttlemermaid:

hitmebabyonemoretime:

hi:

t me baby one more time

what do u think ur doing

i’m glad he’s using the purchase of his $600 url for this bullshit, putting it to good use

im sorry…you have to pay for certain urls? i thought you didn’t have a choice if the one you want is taken. :O

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

journeynotintothewildwoods:

i-am-lizbear-hear-me-roar:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

Holy hell

This is literally the opposite of fast food why the fuck

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.