50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

rosalui:

this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME

(Source: thetwiceborn)

livelifeandcreate:

Our jam. #justintimberlake #notabadthing this month for my midori is tons of writing and quotes. Not so much decorating. #midoritravelersnotebook #travelersnote #travelersnotebook #lyrics#livelifeandcreate #love

livelifeandcreate:

Our jam. #justintimberlake #notabadthing this month for my midori is tons of writing and quotes. Not so much decorating. #midoritravelersnotebook #travelersnote #travelersnotebook #lyrics#livelifeandcreate #love